Short Dick Man

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[Intro]
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, a, ah

[Chorus]
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

[Post-Chorus]
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want

[Verse 1]
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

[Post-Chorus]
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want

[Bridge]
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

[Verse 2]
Isn’t that cute – an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

[Chorus]
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Eeny wee (x15)

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don’t (x36)