its five oclock somewhere

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the sun is hot and that old clock is movin slow an so am i work day passes like molasses in wintertime but its july im gettin paid by the hour an older by the minute my boss just pushed me over the limit id like to call him somethin i think ill just call it a day pour me somethin tall an strong make it a hurricane before i go insane its only halfpast twelve but i dont care its five oclock somewhere oh this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon an half the night tomorrow mornin i know therell be hell to pay hey but thats all right i aint had a day off now in over a year our jamaican vacations gonna start right here hit the phones for me you can tell em i just sailed away an pour me somethin tall an strong make it a hurricane before i go insane its only halfpast twelve but i dont care its five oclock somewhere i could pay off my tab pour myself in a cab an be back to work before two at a moment like this i cant help but wonder what would jimmy buffet do funny you should ask that because id say pour me somethin tall an strong make it a hurricane before i go insane its only halfpast twelve but i dont care pour me somethin tall an strong make it a hurricane before i go insane its only halfpast twelve but i dont care he dont care i dont care its five oclock somewhere what time zone am on what country am i in it doesnt matter its five oclock somewhere its always on five in margaritaville come to think of it yeah i heard that you been there havent you yessir i seen your boat there ive been to margaritaville a few times all right thats good stumbled all the way back ok just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons bring the booze i tell you all right well its five oclock lets go somewhere im ready crank it up lets get out of here im gone lets get out of here