Rubber Ring

A sad fact widely known The most impassionate song To a lonely soul Is so easily outgrown But don’t forget the songs That made you smile And the songs that…

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Stretch Out And Wait

All the lies that you make up What’s at the back of your mind? Oh, your face I can see And it’s desperately kind But what’s at the back of…

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Unloveable

Oh… I know I’m unloveable You don’t have to tell me I don’t have much in my life But take it – it’s yours I don’t have much in my…

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Asleep

Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep I’m tired and I I want to go to bed Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep And then leave me…

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Shakespeare’s Sister

Young bones groan And the rocks below say : “Throw your skinny body down, son!” But I’m going to meet the one I love So please don’t stand in my…

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Ask

Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You’d like to Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the…

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Panic

Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I…

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Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

From the ice-age to the dole-age There is but one concern I have just discovered Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls mothers…

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Vicar In A Tutu

I was minding my business Lifting some lead off The roof of the Holy Name church It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on the blistering…

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