Red Solo Cup

Now red solo cup is the best receptacle From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinkin’ from glass…

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As Good As I Once Was

She said, “I’ve seen you in here before.” I said, “I’ve been here a time or two.” She said, “Hello, my name is Bobby Jo. Meet my twin sister Betty…

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american soldier

im just trying to be a father raise a daughter and a son be a lover to their mother everything to everyone up and at em bright and early im…

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my list

under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today go to the bank and the hardware store put a new lock on the cellar door i…

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you shouldnt kiss me like this

ive got a funny feeling the moment that your lips touched mine something shot right through me my heart skipped a beat in time theres a different feel about you…

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how do you like me now

i was always the crazy one i broke into the stadium and i wrote your number on the 50 yard line you were always the perfect one and the valedictorian…

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